“Never trust a dog to watch your food.”
-Patrick, age 10
“When your dad is mad and asks you, ‘Do I look stupid?’ Don’t answer.”
-Hannah, age 9
Never tell your Mom her diet’s not working.”
-Michael, age 14
“Stay away from prunes.”
-Randy, age 9
“Don’t pull Dad’s finger when he tells you to.”
-Emily, age 10
“When your Mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair.”
-Taylia, age 11
“Never let your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment.”
-Traci, age 14
“A puppy always has bad breath–even after eating a Tic-Tac.
- Andrew, age 9
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Some of those are so true
this was the gayest dumbest most stu[id thing iv ever read .. i got one.. never read stupid fucking shit a 9 year old has to say fuck this i am so mad i stumbled on this i dont even want to be on the computer any more fuck man fuck fuck fuck fuck dammit man why wtf
wipe the sand out of your pussy and click the fucking stumble button you fucktard.
oh, did he waste ur valuable time!?
ur time that si so valuable that u’d bother to spend a minute ranting about how u didn’t like it. gat a hobbie, and sorry not everything u stumble upon is goin to make u fall over laughing, ppl do have different sense’s of humour, guess u can’t understand that.
Rage issues much? Jeez dude…the stumble button is right there. Go on! You can reach it! Just a little….farther. I believe in you! YOU DID IT!
Idiot.
this was the gayest dumbest most stupid thing iv ever read .. i got one.. never read stupid fucking shit a 9 year old has to say fuck this i am so mad i stumbled on this i dont even want to be on the computer any more fuck man fuck fuck fuck fuck dammit man why wtf
Hey, BUB, if you don’t like stumbling on stuff like this, this is what you can do to avoid it: go fuck yourself.
“this was the gayest..”
yah, don’t be so rude, you don’t have to ruin it for everyone else.
I found it refreshing. =D
BUB is mad for all the wrong reasons lol. I’m glad to see some original content rather than something I’ve seen on 100 other sites. That’s what really ticks me off about stumbling. people trying to advertise their blog my copy pasting some really popular thing from its source to their blog. Those blog whores should die.
But again, thanks for the original content.
mmm actually I’ve stumble upon this list of quotes many times before, who are those kids again? instanthumor…you didn’t have to make up names
i agree with BUB this was some pretty lame shit, and as for original content, dont be fucking daft, i’d rather rip my own balls off than read that load of shite again. for fucks sake.
and clay can go blow me, how has he ruined that peice of shit, his comment was the only funny thing on here
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you can see full list of these at rinkworks.com
they have some classic views on love
Znort
wow so much anger, bad language and bad spelling!
I agree with you Sarah. I would also add “and immaturity!”. Those kids have more wisdom than some people who added comments…