Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over at him and asks the question.
WIFE: “What would you do if I died? Would you get married Again?”
HUSBAND: “Definitely not!”
WIFE: “Why not? Don’t you like being married?”
HUSBAND: “Of course I do.”
WIFE: “Then why wouldn’t you remarry?”
HUSBAND: “Okay, okay, I’d get married again.”
WIFE: “You would?” (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: “Would you live in our house?”
HUSBAND: “Sure, it’s a great house.”
WIFE: “Would you sleep with her in our bed?”
HUSBAND: “Where else would we sleep?”
WIFE: “Would you let her drive my car?”
HUSBAND: “Probably, it is almost new.”
WIFE: “Would you replace my pictures with hers?”
HUSBAND: “That would seem like the proper thing to do”
WIFE: “Would you give her my jewellery?”
HUSBAND: “No, I’m sure she’d want her own.”
WIFE: “Would you take her golfing with you?”
HUSBAND: “Yes, those are always good times.”
WIFE: “Would she use my clubs?”
HUSBAND: “No, she’s left-handed.”
WIFE: — silence –
HUSBAND: “SHIT.”
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I didnt understand anything at the end di she kill her self if anyways it wasnt funny
No, I dont think so she killed herself.
But chances are she might have killed him for already having someone else.
The above poster obviously has the intelligence of my ballsack.
ROFL
weird enough he/she knew how to post a comment…
I think you’re not giving your ballsack enough credit. I’m pretty sure it’s way above this guy.
WTF, You do not have a ballsack, *portion deleted by admin*!
this conversation is hilarious,
and i believe your ballsack may have more intelligence than that kid haha
rofl, stumbled on this. The comments made me laugh more then the joke
haha I also stumbled upon this. Joke was good; stupid first commenter was better; reference to ballsack was the best.
*than
He was describing an affair he was already having, pretending it was hypothetical, then he revealed it was real by giving a obscure detail. His mistress is left handed.
…, well that was a funny joke up ahead…
He was describing an affair he was already having, pretending it was hypothetical, then he revealed it was real by giving a obscure detail. His mistress is left handed.
the comments are always funnier than the joke
the joke shows that women ask too many questions =)
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