instant Humour

Two elderly women were out driving in (unsurprisingly) a huge car. Both of them could just barely see over the dashboard.

As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went right on through. The woman in the passenger seat was appalled! “I must be losing it,” she thought to herself. “I could have sworn we just went through a red light!”

After a few more minutes they came to another intersection. Once again, the light was red… and once again they barreled through. This time the woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red, but was still concerned that she might have imagined it. She decided to pay very close attention at the next intersection to see what was going on.

At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they went right through. Aghast, the passenger turned to her friend. “Mildred!” she said. “Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row?! You could have gotten us killed!”

“My goodness!” exclaimed Mildred. “You mean it’s ME that’s driving???”