instant Humour

A guy walks into a pet store and, amused by it’s colorful language, decides on a whim to buy a parrot which the store owner has at the front counter with a 1/2 price sign posted on the cage.

After he gets his new pet home, he discovers the reason for the bargain price - the parrot does nothing but swear like a truck driver for the first two days he owns it. Finally, disgusted with it’s vulgarity, he tells the bird “O.K. That’s it. I’m gonna teach you a lesson!” and puts the parrot into his freezer.

At first the result was a barrage of expletives that would’ve made Marge Schott blush, but then all of the sudden the bird went completely silent. Worried that he’d accidentally killed his new pet - he opened the freezer door.

“I promise, I’ll behave!” the parrot whimpered. “Just tell me one thing…what’d the chicken do?”