instant Humour

Two Lawyers boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in the window seat, the other in the middle seat.

Just before takeoff a fat, little doctor got on and took the aisle seat next to the lawyers. He kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the lawyer in the window seat said, “I think I’ll go up and get a coke.”

“No problem,” said the doctor. “I’ll get it for you.” While he was gone, the lawyer picked up the doctor’s shoe and spit in it.

When the doctor returned with the coke, the other lawyer said, “That looks good. I think I’ll have one too.”

Again, the doctor obligingly went to fetch it, and while he is gone the lawyer other picked up the other shoe and spit in it.

The doctor returned with the coke, and they all sat back and enjoyed the short flight to New York.

As the plane was landing the doctor slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.

“How long must this go on?” he asked. “This enmity between our professions….. this hatred… this animosity… this spitting in shoes and peeing in cokes?”