Tennis Balls

Whilst jogging in the park a man finds a brand new tennis ball, and seeing no one around it might belong to, he slips it into the pocket of his shorts.

Later, on his way home, he stops at the pedestrian crossing. While waiting for the lights to change, a girl standing next to him eyes the large bulge in his shorts.

“What’s that?” she asks, her eyes gleaming with lust.

“A Tennis ball,” came the breathless reply.

“Oh God” says the girl sympathetically, “that must be painful…. I had tennis elbow once.”

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    raheel July 22, 2008 at 6:14 pm

    hahahaha nice one dude its really funny

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