Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.
“Hurry!” she said, “stand in the corner.”
She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder.
“Don’t move until I tell you to,” she whispered. “Just pretend you’re a statue.”
“What’s this, honey?” the husband enquired as he entered the room.
“Oh, its just a statue,” she replied nonchalantly. “The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too.”
No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went to sleep.
Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk.
“Here,” he said to the “statue”, “eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smiths for three days and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water.”
(20 votes, average: 3.85 out of 5)
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haha.
Not that funny… clearly the wife knew about what happened with the ’smiths’, although maybe not knowing it involved her husband. So now the husband knew exactly what was happening…. whatever… I don’t need to explain it… there are better jokes out there…
you are lame
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but that was catchy
[…] woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front […]
The woman didn’t know that the “statue” next door was her husband because he hadn’t been caught (presumably)
ok, i kinda liked it.
it was funny! not haha funny, but fynny non the less
how would that ever work… wouldnt he notice anyway when the statue left…
…Sixthed….
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Of course, what the husband should have said was “Is tat you?”
(Bad… very bad….)
What the fuck is wrong with you people? It’s a joke. It doesn’t need to be analyzed like it’s an alibi. I bet you’re the kinds of people that watch Looney Tunes and say, “rabbits can’t talk… this isn’t funny…”
I’m going to second FMDC. Its a joke. Its meant to be funny. Not sensible.
ok… I’m the first guy that hated this comic. I honestly can’t believe you all find this funny. You must be the kind of people that like ‘life with Jim” (or whatever the sitcom is called) and other sub-par comedies that aren’t very well thought out. I’m not saying this isn’t funny… I’m saying it couldn’t exist in reality. Seriously… why is this funny… all important parties know what is going on…. this is more of a testament to ignorance as anything else… I will get ‘eighthed’ for this… but Jesus tap dancing Christ… it’s really not funny… why would you support this?
i thought it was ok