This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in The Atlanta Journal.
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I’m a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips,cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I’ll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I’ll be waiting…
Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever. (Men are so easy).
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Ummmm…this is not true. I live in Atlanta, so I know. Ron Paul wrote this joke about 3 years ago and obviously you stole it from him. It never ceases to amaze me how low you liberals will go to try to sully Dr. Paul’s good name. By the way, the photo next to your article is a fake. I can smell a photoshop from a mile away. I am an expert, so you can trust me on this.
Hi Joe,
First of all, Thanks for your comment and for visiting my site.
Secondly, This is purely a humor blog Joe. I never claimed anywhere that my blog(or the joke in question) is based upon true facts. And also buddy I have never claimed to be the God who created each and every joke in this blog. I have clearly mentioned in About iH page that all the jokes here have sometime in the past visited my inbox. And since I liked it too much its here. Also I have given credit to the creator of the joke if I knew who created it.
Lastly, about the photoshopped pic, I think you are talking of MaterCard moments 1 and in that I have clearly mentioned that I doubt it being photoshopped. But I stil liked it. So it was put up.
Anyway keep coming back. Keep commenting.
TildeSee : “So absolutely nobody noticed that the first commenter (Joe) is a joker in and of himself?” it’s absolutely right!
ron paul is liberal, just not in an economic sense, do you even know what a libertarian is?
Joe,
You’re the type of person that has to comment on everything, bringing “concise and exacting” criticism to a fucking joke page. You’re a fucking joke.
“Kick’em while they’re up, kick’em while they’re down, kick’em while they’re up, kick’em all around”
Unfortunately this is true.
Joe,
What an angry person you must be. The guy listed it as a joke to cheer people up. How many jokes do you know to be true? If there are, there are a lot of unfortunate blondes out there. Didn’t you see the part which said “It is reported to have been listed”. Reported means that someone else said it was true. The author does not claim anywhere that it is 100% true. So you bring his political views into it, I’m not entirely sure why. Are you so unsure of your own that you feel the need to bring them up all the time so that they can be validated by others? Or are you honestly REALLY that bad at making a point that you need to bring the one thing you do have view on into the subject?
Anyway, leave the guy alone and grow up.
True or untrue, I laughed – that is all the joke was intended for.
Pete
Hi Pete,
This blog is run by me. It makes me feel very happy that you liked the joke. Its this encouragement from readers like you that encourages me to sift through thousands of forwards that I get daily to find gems like these and post them here.
Please keep visiting daily for more such new ones.
Thanks for the support (w.r.t. Joe).
lol…never underestimate the misplaced anger of the Paulbots!
Wait, what?
Ron Paul, the conservative Republican writes jokes? Is there a side to him I never knew about or are you just taking bullshit-propaganda to a whole new level?
Wait, Joe, how does one become an expert at discriminating between Photo shopped, and factual photos. Is there a post-graduate degree involved? Would my local University run the course? Is there an opportunity for a Doctorate? What’s the salary on such a prestigious job?
Wait wait wait. So absolutely nobody noticed that the first commenter (Joe) is a joker in and of himself? His whole post is fake, top to bottom. The only part that has a chance of being true is his name, and it’s possible that he might live in Atlanta. Seriously, people, learn2humour.
Great blog post, Ringmaster
~C
Thanx buddy
I don’t know which was funnier, the joke (which I have heard before but still enjoy), or Joe’s comments afterwards. And the political comments, where on Earth did that come from?
Being Australian and not caring much for the circus that is American politics, I have no idea who Ron Paul is, but I’d be willing to bet that this joke has been around a lot longer than three years in some form or another, and even if R. Paul was the first to say it, I’d say he had someone else write it for him.
I was expecting a “sir! I call shenanigans!” or “I challenge you to a duel!” at the end of Joe’s little comment.
Who cares about Joe? What about Daisy? Did she ever get adopted?! No, I’m kidding. But that’s a good joke, keep em coming!
Makes me want a puppy..
The joke is cute but it’s the comments that are the really funny part of this post.