Mick’s last night

Returning from the doctor, mick tells his wife he’ll be dead by dawn, the next day. That night, they make passionate love for six hours. Later, he cant sleep so he wakes up his wife. “Darling that was great, can we do it again?” he asks.

“Dont be selfish mick. I have to get up tomorrow- U DONT”…

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