How dangerous English language is..

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

Conclusion:

Eat & drink what you like. It’s speaking English that kills you.

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  • 2 Comments »

    Comment by joel
    2007-12-27 03:55:21
    MyAvatars 0.2

    What about the British? They speak English also….

    Comment by ENGLISHman
    2008-06-26 17:27:54
    MyAvatars 0.2

    please tell me you’re joking Joel

     
     
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