Going To A Lecture

The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home.

As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. “What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?” said the officer.

“I’m going to a lecture.” The man said.

“And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?” The cop asked.

“My wife.” said the man.

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