Die feeling like a woman

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, “If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.”

She removes all her clothing and asks, “Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?”

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, “Here, iron this!”

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    Comment by Jake
    2008-01-12 17:56:37
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    Pure Pwnage!!

     
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