Archive for the 'Work/Office Humor' Category
A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job.
“Sorry, we don’t need anyone…” they replied.
“You can’t afford not to hire me. I can sell anyone anything anytime!”
“Well, we have two prospects that no one has been able to sell. If you can sell just one, then you have a job.”
He was gone […]
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and had proceeded to give an oral quiz to the freshman class.
Speaking specifically about manic depression, the instructor asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair […]
For all of you out there who’ve had to deal with an irate customer, this one is for you. It’s a classic! In tribute to those ’special’ customers we all love!
An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, and making her point, when confronted with a […]
Gary wants a job as a signalman on the railways. He is told to meet the inspector at the signal box.
The inspector puts this question to him: “What would you do if you realized that 2 trains were heading for each other on the same track?”
Gary says, “I would switch the points for one of […]
A businessman was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select the most suitable person for the job. He asked each applicant the question, “What is two and two?”
The first interviewee was a journalist. His answer was “twenty-two.”
The second applicant was an engineer. He pulled out a calculator […]
Two Lawyers boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in the window seat, the other in the middle seat.
Just before takeoff a fat, little doctor got on and took the aisle seat next to the lawyers. He kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the lawyer […]
Planing to be a pilot?
Here are some basic rules that should always be followed while flying.
1. Always try to keep the number of landings you make equal to the number of take offs you’ve made.
2. Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory.
3. Flying isn’t dangerous. Crashing is what’s dangerous.
4. It s always better to […]
