Archive for the 'Sardar/ Blonde Jokes' Category
Santa Singh reported for his university final examination, which consists of “Yes/No” type questions. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing it, marking the answer sheet Yes for Heads […]
A contestant on “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire” had reached the final plateau. If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000. If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the $32,000 milestone money.
As she suspected it would be, the million-dollar question was no pushover: Which of the following species of birds […]
A blonde cop pulls over a blonde driver for speeding. The blonde cop asks the blonde driver for her license. The blonde driver asked what one looked like. The blonde cop said it was square and had a her picture on it. The blonde driver looked in her purse and pulled out or square compact […]
Three men worked at the mine. There was a Mexican, Italian and a Sardar. Anyway one lunch hour they were talking about the same old lunches their wives packed them every day.
“If i get one more burrito for lunch I swear I’ll kill myself” The Mexican said.
“If i get one more lunch of spaghetti I’ll […]
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me.. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get it started.”
Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”
The blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a tiger.”
Her boyfriend decides […]
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A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, “How should I know, that’s 200 miles from here!” and hung up. The husband said, “Who was that?” The wife said, “I don’t know, some woman wanting […]
A blonde walking down the street passes a Travel Agency with a sign in the window that reads: “Cruise $99!”
She rushes in, slaps $99 on the counter and tells the agent, “I want to go on the cruise!”
The agent whacks her over the head and knocks her out, takes all her clothes off, stuffs her […]
