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The Blonde Deputy Sheriff

admin — Fri, 05 Aug 2011 14:55:22 +0000

The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job. “Okay,” the sheriff drawled, “what is 1 and 1?” “Eleven,” she replied. The sheriff thought to himself, “That’s not what I meant, but she’s right.” “What two days of the week start with the letter ‘T’?” [...]

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The Blonde Secretary

admin — Thu, 04 Nov 2010 09:12:28 +0000

The Boss was very much infuriated when he saw the new secretary ignore the telephone when it was ringing. “You must answer the telephone,” he told her irritably. “All right,” she replied, “but it seems so silly. Nine times out of ten, it’s for you!” The Blonde Secretary is one of the many jokes from: [...]

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The Blonde Parachute Jumper

admin — Thu, 28 Oct 2010 10:10:17 +0000

On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet. The blonde asked, “How am I supposed to know when I’m at 300 feet?” “That’s a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you [...]

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Blonde Dent Remover

admin — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 09:49:33 +0000

A blonde was driving home after work, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a REPAIR shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home [...]

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The blonde painter

admin — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 12:23:06 +0000

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” [...]

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Football demystified

admin — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 10:28:52 +0000

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right at the fifty yard line. It was exciting too, a real nail biter. After the game, he asked her if she had a good time. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tightpants and all the big [...]

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The blonde Patient in pain

admin — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 10:20:40 +0000

A girl says to her doctor, “You have to help me. I hurt all over.” She touches her right knee with her index finger and says, “Ow! That hurts.” She touches her left cheek with her index finger and says, “Ouch! That hurts, too.” She touches her right earlobe with her index finger and says, [...]

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Sardar’s Job Interview

admin — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 09:31:23 +0000

A sardarji goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics. “So, Mr., can you tell us your age, please?” The sardarji counts carefully on his fingers for half a minute before replying. “Um … 22.” The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. “And can you tell [...]

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Replacement windows

admin — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 20:36:38 +0000

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane energy-efficient kind. Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the windows had been installed a whole year ago and I hadn’t paid for them yet. Now just because I’m blonde doesn’t mean that [...]

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Ironing accident

admin — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 01:46:47 +0000

A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her “What happened?” She answered, “I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang, but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.” “Oh Dear!” the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. “But what [...]

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