Archive for the 'Sardar/ Blonde Jokes' Category
A blonde was driving home after work, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a REPAIR shop.
The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and […]
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
“Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”
The blonde […]
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right at the fifty yard line. It was exciting too, a real nail biter. After the game, he asked her if she had a good time.
“Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tightpants and all the big muscles, […]
A girl says to her doctor, “You have to help me. I hurt all over.” She touches her right knee with her index finger and says, “Ow! That hurts.” She touches her left cheek with her index finger and says, “Ouch! That hurts, too.” She touches her right earlobe with her index finger and says, […]
A sardarji goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics. “So, Mr., can you tell us your age, please?”
The sardarji counts carefully on his fingers for half a minute before
replying. “Um … 22.”
The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. “And can you tell us your height, […]
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane energy-efficient kind. Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the windows had been installed a whole year ago and I hadn’t paid for them yet.
Now just because I’m blonde doesn’t mean that I […]
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.
The doctor asked her “What happened?”
She answered, “I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang, but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.”
“Oh Dear!” the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. “But what happened to your […]
