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The Eggs!!

admin — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 04:57:48 +0000

Like every other night Joe kissed his wife, got into bed and fell asleep. All of a sudden, he wakes up with an elderly man dressed in a white robe standing in front of his bed. “What the hell are you doing in my bedroom? …… and who are you?” he asked. “This is not [...]

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Birthday Party Joke: Message On the Cake

admin — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 06:27:19 +0000

A man wants to celebrate his wife’s birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake. The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake. He thinks for a while and says: Let’s put, “You are not getting older you are getting better”. The salesman asks, “How [...]

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Poor Boss On His Birthday

admin — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 06:12:27 +0000

On my birthday… My wife didn’t wish me.. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work. As I entered my cabin my P.A said “Happy birthday boss!” I felt special. She asked me for lunch… After lunch she invited me to her apartment. We went there, She said “Do you mind [...]

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The Dirty Fork

admin — Fri, 19 Aug 2011 07:52:58 +0000

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. “I’m sorry, sir, but I am blind and can’t read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer. I’ll smell it and order [...]

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Well Equipped

admin — Thu, 18 Aug 2011 07:49:55 +0000

A young couple once rented a cabin near a lake for a vacation. He liked to fish, and her favorite pastime was reading. One morning, the husband rose early and took the boat out on the lake. He returned around noon, and went to the cabin for a nap. The wife looked at the little [...]

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What Did The Doc Say?

admin — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 05:51:37 +0000

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don’t follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die. “Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at [...]

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Opportunist

admin — Mon, 15 Aug 2011 19:29:35 +0000

A bloke stops to visit his mate who has a broken leg. His friend says, “My feet are cold, can you go and get me my slippers from upstairs please.” The guy goes upstairs, and there are his mate’s gorgeous twin 18 year old daughters. “Hi, girls. Your dad sent me up here to make [...]

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What’s the price?

admin — Thu, 11 Aug 2011 22:33:15 +0000

A lady walks into Tiffany’s. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn’t pop up [...]

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Too Much Change

admin — Thu, 11 Aug 2011 16:50:54 +0000

“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the stock market.” “Sounds like you may [...]

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Birth Control Pills help Sleep

admin — Wed, 10 Aug 2011 13:56:02 +0000

An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, “I’d like to have some birth-control pills.” Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, “Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you’re 72 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control pills?” [...]

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