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Kid Birthday Cake Fail

admin — Fri, 12 Aug 2011 11:41:32 +0000

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Ninja Dad

admin — Tue, 09 Aug 2011 07:18:48 +0000

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The Attack Of The Statues

admin — Tue, 02 Aug 2011 16:04:24 +0000

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Little Johnny Plays Mommy and Daddy

admin — Mon, 01 Aug 2011 16:12:57 +0000

Ten year old Johnny rushes home from school. He invades the fridge and is scooping out some cherry vanilla ice cream when his mother enters the kitchen. She says, “Put that away, Johnny. You can’t have ice cream now. It’s too close to supper time. Go outside and play.” Johnny whimpers and says, “There’s no [...]

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Why Mobile Phones Are Banned in Schools

admin — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 12:15:46 +0000

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Why We Need Pre-Medical Physics?

admin — Fri, 24 Jun 2011 22:34:39 +0000

One day a professor was discussing a particularly complicated physics concept. A pre-medical student rudely interrupted to ask “Why do we have to learn this stuff?” “To save lives,” the professor responded quickly and continued the lecture. A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. “So how does physics save lives?” he persisted. [...]

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What is Pleasure?

admin — Thu, 23 Jun 2011 18:16:08 +0000

A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state, and that many people overlook the things they already have. He says, “A man who has developed a true sense of appreciation can enjoy a good bowel movement as much as having sexual intercourse.” One student stands up and says, “Professor, [...]

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Which Part of Your Body Goes to Heaven First?

admin — Mon, 30 May 2011 12:07:36 +0000

The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, ‘When you die and go to Heaven…which part of your body goes first?’ Suzy raised her hand and said, “I think it’s your hands.” “Why do you think it’s your hands, Suzy?” Suzy replied, “Because when you pray, [...]

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Little Johnny wants to go home

admin — Sun, 21 Nov 2010 08:17:37 +0000

All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal. Teacher: “Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today.” Little Johnny says to himself “Good, I want to get outta here. I’m smart and will answer the question.” Teacher: “Who said ‘ Four Score and Seven [...]

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How Many Would You Have?

admin — Thu, 28 Oct 2010 10:38:33 +0000

The teacher asked Mary, “If you had seven cookies and David asked you for three, how many cookies would you have left?” Mary immediately answered, “Seven!” The teacher was puzzled and asked “How seven?” “You really think I would give David any of my cookies?” How Many Would You Have? is one of the many [...]

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