instant Humour » Funny Story & Anecdotes

Best Beer

admin — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 10:22:18 +0000

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, “Hey Senor, I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona.” The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from [...]

Best Beer is one of the many jokes from: instant Humour

Careless Coding Causes Killer Kangaroos

admin — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 05:54:42 +0000

The following apparently appeared in the June 15, 1999 Defence Science and Technology Organisation Lecture Series, Melbourne, Australia. The reuse of some object-oriented code has caused tactical headaches for Australia’s armed forces. As virtual reality simulators assume larger roles in helicopter combat training, Programmers have gone to great lengths to increase the realism of their [...]

Careless Coding Causes Killer Kangaroos is one of the many jokes from: instant Humour

Difference between a Teacher and an Educator

admin — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 10:40:03 +0000

(You’ve got to love this Headmistress) According to a news report, a certain private school was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips [...]

Difference between a Teacher and an Educator is one of the many jokes from: instant Humour

The Buffalo Theory

admin — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 06:03:42 +0000

(In one episode of ‘Cheers’, Cliff is seated in the bar describing the Buffalo Theory to his buddy, Norm. I don’t think I’ve ever heard the concept explained any better than this…) “Well you see, Norm, its like this… A heard of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the [...]

The Buffalo Theory is one of the many jokes from: instant Humour

Pocket Taser

admin — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 09:34:46 +0000

A guy who purchased his wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this. Last weekend I saw something at Larry’s Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, [...]

Pocket Taser is one of the many jokes from: instant Humour

The witty professor

admin — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 21:01:29 +0000

There was an old professor who started every class with a vulgar joke. After one particularly nasty example, the women in the class decided to walk out the next time he started. The professor got wind of this plot, so the next morning he walked in and said: “Good morning, class. Did you hear the [...]

The witty professor is one of the many jokes from: instant Humour

Cakes and Ale

admin — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 16:15:38 +0000

Here is a true story someone found regarding exams at Cambridge University. It seems that during an examination one day a bright young student popped up and asked the proctor to bring him Cakes and Ale. The following dialog ensued: Proctor: I beg your pardon? Student: Sir, I request that you bring me Cakes and [...]

Cakes and Ale is one of the many jokes from: instant Humour

In a loo- Just shut your mouth

admin — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 04:25:29 +0000

This Guy was traveling on a highway and took a stoppage to visit a restroom . Following is the true conversion that happened. I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: “Hi, how are you?” I’m not the type to start a conversation in the men’s restroom but [...]

In a loo- Just shut your mouth is one of the many jokes from: instant Humour

Single Black female

admin — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 07:20:36 +0000

This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in The Atlanta Journal. SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I’m a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping [...]

Single Black female is one of the many jokes from: instant Humour

WordPerfect Helpline

admin — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 13:36:40 +0000

This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline. Needless to say the help desk employee was fired; however, the person is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for “termination without cause”. This is from the taped conversation leading up to dismissal: “WordPerfect Technical Desk, may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.” [...]

WordPerfect Helpline is one of the many jokes from: instant Humour