Archive for the 'Funny Story & Anecdotes' Category
The following apparently appeared in the June 15, 1999 Defence Science and Technology Organisation Lecture Series, Melbourne, Australia.
The reuse of some object-oriented code has caused tactical headaches for Australia’s armed forces.
As virtual reality simulators assume larger roles in helicopter combat training, Programmers have gone to great lengths to increase the realism of their scenarios, including [...]
(You’ve got to love this Headmistress)
According to a news report, a certain private school was recently faced with a unique problem.
A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the [...]
(In one episode of ‘Cheers’, Cliff is seated in the bar describing the Buffalo Theory to his buddy, Norm. I don’t think I’ve ever heard the concept explained any better than this…)
“Well you see, Norm, its like this… A heard of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the heard [...]
A guy who purchased his wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this.
Last weekend I saw something at Larry’s Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized [...]
There was an old professor who started every class with a vulgar joke. After one particularly nasty example, the women in the class decided to walk out the next time he started.
The professor got wind of this plot, so the next morning he walked in and said: “Good morning, class. Did you hear the one [...]
Here is a true story someone found regarding exams at Cambridge University. It seems that during an examination one day a bright young student popped up and asked the proctor to bring him Cakes and Ale. The following dialog ensued:
Proctor: I beg your pardon?
Student: Sir, I request that you bring me Cakes and Ale.
Proctor: Sorry, [...]
This Guy was traveling on a highway and took a stoppage to visit a restroom . Following is the true conversion that happened.
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: “Hi, how are you?”
I’m not the type to start a conversation in the men’s restroom but I don’t [...]