Archive for the 'Funny Jokes' Category
John works in a supermarket. A man came in and asked John for half a kilogram of butter. The boy told him they only sold 1 kg packets of butter, but the man was persistent. The boy said he’d go ask his manager what to do.
John walked into the back room and said, “There’s a […]
I’ve just recently had a surgery for my right hand and I know how scary it feels just thinking about going under the knife. I had a good laugh reading this joke today. But seriously - these are 10 things that I surely don’t want to hear my doctor say…
* Has anyone seen my watch?
* […]
While I am talking monkey, here’s one more joke that I had received a long time ago. I had totally forgotten it. But I remembered this one after seeing the stock markets around the world crash in the last few days.
A man and his assistant walked into a village and stated that they would buy […]
A week ago Australian cricketer, Andrew Symmonds, lodged a complaint against Indian Off spinner Harbhajan Singh accusing Harbhajan of making racial comments against him. Symmonds claimed that Harbhajan singh called him a “MONKEY”.
After a hearing Harbhajan was banned for 3 test matches.
Well I think it wasn’t Harbhajan’s mistake. What if he googled for “Monkey” and […]
Recently I had pointed out so many inconsistencies & difficulties in English language. It seems that its not just me.
Having chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC, the European Parliament has commissioned a feasibility study in ways of improving efficiency in communications between Government departments.
European officials have often pointed out that English spelling […]
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This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor Boy Scouts visiting his military installation.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to […]
