Archive for the 'Funny Jokes' Category
Whilst jogging in the park a man finds a brand new tennis ball, and seeing no one around it might belong to, he slips it into the pocket of his shorts.
Later, on his way home, he stops at the pedestrian crossing. While waiting for the lights to change, a girl standing next to him eyes […]
During the Great Depression, there was a man who walked into a bar one day. He went up to the bartender and said, “Bartender, I’d like to buy the house a round of drinks.”
The bartender said, “That’s fine, but we’re in the middle of the Depression, so I’ll need to see some money first.”
The guy […]
During WW II a British fighter pilot was shot down over Germany and he was captured by the Nazis.
He was hurt pretty bad, so he the German doctor amputated his arm.
He requested that they drop his arm over his base in England.
So the Germans did.
The next week they amputated his other arm and he asked […]
An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics.
The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board: “Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this […]
A Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police.
“What are those knives doing in your car?” asked the officer.
“I juggle them in my act.”
“Oh yeah?” says the cop. “Let’s see you do it.”
So the juggler starts tossing and juggling the knives.
A guy driving by sees this and says, “Wow, am I glad […]
Three men were lost in the forest and later captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they passed a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest with the cannibals and get 10 pieces of any fruit. So all three men went separate […]
A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides to give them a few basics before starting.
“You must be capable of two things to do an autopsy. The first thing is that you must have no sense of fear.”
At this point, the lecturer sticks his finger into the […]
