Buying toilet paper
A man shopping in a supermarket took his purchase of two cans of dog food to the checkout counter. The cashier asked, “Sir, do you have a dog?”
“Yes.” replied the man.
“Well, where is it?” asked the cashier.
“I left him home.” he answered.
“Sorry,” the cashier said, “You can’t buy the dog food if I can’t see the dog. That’s the rules.”
The next day he returned to the store and brought some cat food to the checkout. “Do you have a cat?” asked the cashier. “Yes,” he said, “but I left him home.”
“Sorry,” she said, “If I can’t see the cat, I can’t sell you the food. That’s the rules.”
The next day the man walked into the store with a brown paper bag. He walked up to the cashier and said, “Here. Put your hand in here.”
The cashier put her hand in and said, “It’s soft and warm. What is it?”
The man replied, “I’d like three rolls of toilet paper please!”
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this joke might be funnier if you didn’t give away the punch line in the title.
My thing about toilet paper is that it is always advertised as: “Facial quality” but they never mention the alternative.
Buwhaha … the poor clerk … well … he is lucky one … at least there is a good part in putting your hand in poooop
This is the worst joke I have ever seen. It might approach funny if the clerk had made the rule that a store had to see an animal to sell food for it, but that’s not the case. Even then there would have to be a reason for making that rule that the reader could identify with some group or ideal they don’t like. This joke is horrendous.
Heh who has ever heard of a joke critic. Jerk count : Internet - a billion, Real life (where you would be a social outcast if not physically attacked) - a dozen or so
haha i totally agree
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