Blonde’s Special Cruise
A blonde walking down the street passes a Travel Agency with a sign in the window that reads: “Cruise $99!”
She rushes in, slaps $99 on the counter and tells the agent, “I want to go on the cruise!”
The agent whacks her over the head and knocks her out, takes all her clothes off, stuffs her into an inner tube, throws her out the back door into a large irrigation ditch, and off she goes.
A few minutes later, another blonde walks by the Travel Agency, sees the sign, rushes in, slaps $99 on the counter, and tells the agent, “I want to take that cruise!”
The agent whacks her over the head and knocks her out, takes all her clothes off, stuffs her into an inner tube, throws her out the back door into the irrigation ditch, and off she goes.
A while later, blonde #2 catches up with blonde #1, and they both come to. Blonde #2 asks, “Hey, do they serve drinks on this cruise?”
Blonde #1 replies, “I don’t think so. They didn’t last year.”
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