instant Humour

In the men’s room, an accountant, a lawyer and a farmer were standing side by side using the urinal.

The accountant finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands…clear up to his elbows….he held about 20 paper towels before he finished. He turned to the other two men and commented, “I graduated from Harvard and they taught us to be sanitary.”

The lawyer finished, zipped up, went to the sink and quickly wet the tips of his fingers, grabbed one paper towel and commented, “I graduated from UC Berkeley and they taught us to be environmentally conscious.”

The farmer zipped up and as he was walking directly out the door said, “I graduated from WVU and they taught us not to piss on our fingers”