instant Humour

A man was in a bar when a great looking woman walked in dressed very daringly. He couldn’t keep his eyes off her. She finally turned and said, ” If you like what you see come talk to me?”.

The embarrassed gentleman finally walked over and admitted that she was the hottest thing he has seen in a long time. The woman said “Well thank you” she said. If you want anything, just ask. No matter how strange or kinky, I will do it for £100.00. Only one thing, you have to say what you want me to do in three words.

The man thought for a second and then said, “Paint my house”