10 things you don’t like to hear during surgery

I’ve just recently had a surgery for my right hand and I know how scary it feels just thinking about going under the knife. I had a good laugh reading this joke today. But seriously - these are 10 things that I surely don’t want to hear my doctor say…

* Has anyone seen my watch?
* Come back with that! Bad Dog!
* Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?
* Hand me that… uh… thingy over there.
* What do you mean he wasn’t in for a sex change!
* Damn, there go the lights again…
* Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
* What do you mean, he’s not insured?
* Let’s hurry, I don’t want to miss “Bay Watch”

And the number one thing I don’t want to her my doctor say during surgery…

* Oops!

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  • 1 Comment »

    Comment by Redopz
    2008-06-21 20:06:56
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    what about “Oh lord of darkness, take this sacrifice!”

     
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